i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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