Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The beer is more important than you right now.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
