I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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