Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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