Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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