The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
