But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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