i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think i have herpe
just one?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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