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Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i've created a new STD.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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