u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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