even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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