True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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