I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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