My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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