you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Randomize
