She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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