I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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