and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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