defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Randomize
