it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
