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We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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