Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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