I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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