When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I have demons in me.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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