Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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