he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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