I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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