i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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