Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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