i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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