Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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