who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
