...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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