sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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