well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i came on her dog
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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