Its about making memories worth repressing
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I will be naked everywhere
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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