I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
His hands were made for my vagina.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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