I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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