also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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