I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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