You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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