Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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