There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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