You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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