so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
