Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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