I should be sponsored by Trojan
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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