i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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