Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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