Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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