how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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