Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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