At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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